Batman is a pussy. Superman is a wuss. Wonder Woman is, well, a pussy - that goes without saying (unless one day she turns out to be a tranny). To put it simply, the entire JSL and JLA and the rest of them superheroes are just a bunch of pussies and wussies.

Why?

Because they don't kill, that's why.

Cops pursue criminals. Criminals shoot cops. Cops shoot criminals dead. Cops are heroes.

Supes fight criminals. Buildings and properties are destroyed. People are killed (undoubtedly, but they don't show us that). Supes put criminals in jail. Criminals escape, commit crimes, kill people again. Supes catch criminals, put criminals in jail. Criminals escape.

Repeat. Over. And. Over. Again.

Who the FUCK do Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow and the rest of them wussies think they ARE? Above the law? If the law can kill, and justifiably so, then why do supes never kill? What do they achieve with their no-killing policy anyway? Here is what: they put bad guys in supposedly ultra-secure, no-escape prisons. Only the bad guys keep escaping again and again. Who know how many innocent lives have been lost just because the Bat guy didn't put one between the Joker's eyes.

One other reason super pussies don't kill is: villains like The Joker, Darkseid, Galactus, etc are too well liked to be allowed to die. They make money. They keep the fans coming back. Besides, if the famous super villains are to be killed, writers will have to come up with new villains, which I reckon is too much trouble for them. Why fix what ain't broken, right?

Be that as it may, there is no denying that a lot of comics about Batman, Superman, and all the rest of the famous superheroes are pretty darn good. I love them and read them as often as anyone. I just wish one day the supes will stop being a bunch of goddamn hypocrites and kill some super villains for a change. And I don't mean some two-dime villain that nobody will remember a month later. Like Barack Obama would have said: the time for changes has come. Kill The Joker.